Are all of you as ridiculously addicted to Yellowstone as my family? I fear if you are ranchers, think you are a cowboy, are a cowboy, or love westerns, you got sucked in just like we did. If it's Wednesday at 9:00 p.m. we are watching Yellowstone. Okay, that's not true. We record it and watch it later to skip the commercials but it's at no later than 10:00 p.m. on Wednesday. It's a horrible show really. The killings are just intense. I feel kind of guilty writing about Jesus and watching this filth. I mean, it's not in some awful in some ways because it has all of the beautiful scenery, especially Kevin Costner as John Dutton and Rip his main guy and well Kasey, holy moly the list goes on and on. The actors and the actual landscape drew me in. God made all that right? LOL! Well He did! ;)
I love all things Kevin Costner because he reminds me of my own Cowboy. Something about his mouth. I'm not sure what it is. God made them too! I didn't realize the other actors would be quite so appealing. That Kasey. Mmmmm. And I don't need the Yellowstone Branded Facebook page folks to get on here and start correcting my spellings of the names right now. SPOILER ALERT PEOPLE...THIS SHOW IS NOT REALLY HAPPENING! IT'S FICTION. Who cares??
Oh my goodness. I made the mistake of joining this Facebook group because, yes I like the show and yes, I make some comments about it from time to time, which apparently get the Cowboy in all kinds of trouble because I "ruin it" for those who haven't watched it yet. All 3 of you. Well boo hoo! It's on Wednesday nights! On Thursday, I'm gonna mention something so don't read my blog or my page until you've watched it! It's simple really. But these folks believe this is real life. They ask the most ridiculous questions I've ever heard of in my whole life. Last week was the season finale and I'm not joking, one person asked "Where in your house will you be sitting while viewing the final episode and what will you be snacking on." Um what? Are you a stalker? Who friggin cares!? And then I think...You're eating during Yellowstone? That seems sacrilegious! LOL! They wonder what on earth everyone will do without Tate if he died, and HE DIDN'T so another SPOILER ALERT! And what if they lose the ranch? Well, we've all lost ranches before folks, life goes on but guess what? Their's won't because...IT'S NOT REAL. They are physically worried about the lives of these fictional characters.
We are just as bad. I'm making fun of these people and I act the very same way. I was literally sick when they kidnapped that child. My friend, who is one of the finest Christian woman I know, texted me and said she found herself praying for the characters and the outcomes. I laughed and laughed. Okay, we all may need some therapy because we really are "Yellowstoned." I was rolling. She's like "I'm serious! I'm praying for them to be okay and to find that boy!" Again...it's a television show.
They did actually do a really nice job in the scenery and horse department. The bull scene running them down the mountain was ridiculous and I'd have fired them all if they ran my bulls down a mountain like that but the horses are legit reigning horses and some of the best in the world. The house. Thou shall not covet right? I even want the dishes. All of it. My husband's head I.T. and really "it" is a legit word for Chance because he does IT all, said "You want the house don't you." I'm like, "even the dishes." But no, we have a humongous office and so I will continue to live in the little log cabin in the woods. Poor me. Hahahahaha!
The Cowboy just gets mean watching it. It really kind of scares me. Thou shall not kill. I'm serious. The look on his face is really kind of terrifying. I'm glad we don't have all that land and all that money because I fear poor Arnold would have gone to the train station, long, long ago. And, when they beat Beth, man alive. It's the first time I actually felt sorry for that crazy woman. She's beautiful and has played the mother of the little boy who went to heaven in Heaven if For Real so seeing this "Grow a dick" side of her is well, unattractive to say the least. Funny and entertaining, but not so Christian like. I doubt Jesus loves it too much. When Rip finally told her he loved her right then, all black and blue and bloody...man, THAT WAS SOME GOOD WRITING RIGHT THERE. He had my full attention from then on. Meow. I asked the Cowboy if somebody shot me what he would do? Without hesitation he said "I'd kill them." Well hello Rip and man of my dreams. :)
Somebody is selling t-shirts that say "Don't make the Beth Dutton in me come out." I was like, man I hope there is nothing in me that Beth Dutton as ever had in her, except maybe Rip and only if we are married of course. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Oh man that one made me blow coffee out of my own nose! It's a joke Cowboy, simmer down. LOL! You are my only Cowboy forever and ever, the love of my life, until death do us part. Or prison. LOL! Whichever comes first. Hahahahaha! I mean seriously, with all this talk of killing and all.
This season finale was the best episode EVER. Rip, who is the most loyal character to John, was FINALLY acknowledged as such and given his own land. He called him his son and Rip cried. My friends are all sure that Beth now has lost her love for him because he showed a sign of weakness. Come on ladies. Not true. Even that heartless woman got that. Although I cannot figure out why she hates the ranch so. She seems to love her father but doesn't talk like it. And here I go again, figuring out and worrying about FICTION. Lord help us. And her naked in the stock tank? Well thou shall not commit adultery. Every man in America watching did in their minds that night. Probably including the one sitting next to me on the couch. She has the most amazing body I've ever seen. I'm jealous. Not jealous enough to put down these crunchy Cheetos but jealous. Hahahaha!
I did love her last week in the store scene. I mean, yes she in all Beth form, took it way to far but the mean heifer had it coming. Okay, seriously, I'm not evil and this shows makes me that way.
After the child was kidnapped, my Cowboy sat on the couch very quiet. He then said, "If someone took my girls, I would find them and I would kill them. I would kill their friends and then I would kill their whole families." Wow. Liam Neeson didn't even go that far but the Cowboy did. I had the full on shivers but do you know what my response was? "And I would help you." So, moral of this story is... y'all not ought not mess with the tiny and the tall
girl because mom and dad are apparently bat shit crazy and the train station would actually be a wonderful place for you to go instead of the wrath of the Charleston's. Hahahahaha! Apparently, the Dutton's have nothing on us. ;)
I was telling Gina about that and she said "I'm sorry but all that killing was justified." Justified. WE TOTALLY BELIEVE THAT! Beat a woman and steal a child. We will kill you. And it will be justified. And I have a bulldozer and a lot of land. Nobody needs a train station round here. And my friend will be praying for you. Yellowstoned indeed.Hahahahahahaha!
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